M3RC3R's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GG-ANGRY2]

Ach, I'm sure that's not how you spell in German!

The animation wasn't very smooth, just different pictures coming up on the screen mainly. It was a bit, boring to be honest. Maybe try and add some depth or genuine comedy?

ATOMICCLOUD responds:

I thought it needed more flashing images

[SBC's Missing Watch Pt. 1]

I'll admit I voted 3 to find out what happens next

It could be quite good, but it was far too short, and didn't make me laugh! It also needs a replay button, I wasn't going to wait 'til the song finished to see if one came up! I don't know what to think though, did it make sense?

xILK responds:

lol, ironically speaking, no. Considering Strawberry is already a clock, however, that's the whole point. I am making a series so as it progresses hopefully it will be more enjoyable. :)

[Megaman X7 stragegy guide]

Maybe on another site!

You could have put that on a gaming site I suppose but do you really think the people who look at newgrounds care about that stuff?!
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now and just complain about the flash itself.
How are we supposed to read a large block of text in such a short amount of time?! Remember that when people read this they will want to take it in and visualise it so give us a chance!
Do we really just want to see a slideshow of a Playstation game anyway?! You're just advertising for Capcom or whoever and you're not putting any of you're own feelins into this!
Not one animated scene! Just pictures and words!
We could have looked at this on a website and taken it in at our leisure whilst listening to the music we want!
If you're going to call it a strategy guide you have to give us some strategies for playing the game and not just tell us what the games about, we could look in the booklet that comes with the game!!!!

ViceFullbuster responds:

Excellent Legitamite Review! CONGRATS!

[Thanks for all the fish!]

If you look for the secrets it hurts!

It's fine the first time but the second time when you look for the secrets it begins to get painful. I only found too because I couldn't bear watching it too much.
If you've seen the film you don't really get any kicks out of it.
The two secrets Ifound were rubbish!
I'm just too nice to give it 0!
(I'm sure it was cool for some people)

[Shoo Fly]

It's like Square Enix's take on Tom and Jerry

If Square (creators of Final Fantasy if you know nothing) were asked to make a cartoon similar to the Loony Toons or Tom and Jerry this is probably what you'd end up with. Quirky, appealing, nice to look at but not actually that funny. It's got great visuals, classy music and the fly just kicks ass!
(I should have made myself a lighty aura, I'm too nice!)